Now I feel like a dirtbag.

There are three things I am uncomfortable with. Exercising in public, having to touch or grapple strangers, and arriving to an organized event late.

So basically, I just stood up my boyfriend because I couldn’t muster up the bravery to walk into a martial arts class late and was scared I would be paired with someone I didn’t know.

geardrops:

ultracheese:

whostuck-beevee:

There are a bunch of human shaped gates in the middle of Times Square….and people are trying to fit themselves in them…..holy shit…..

The Enigma of Times Square Fault.

drr…drr..drr….

I used to like surprises

Then I joined the military

There’s no such thing as a good surprise when you’re in training.

onlylolgifs:

Expectation vs reality: tickle attacks

kordova:

90sgeekchic:

Squad turn up

image

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lilyliqueur:

beyond—the—sea:

queue-t-pi:

When I saw this I’m pretty sure my gasp could be heard across the world. That’s why he doesn’t have Lily’s eyes. It makes so much sense!

*cries*

DON’T FUCKIKNG touch me

djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

noobling:

person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?

me: 

me: 

me: image

4gifs:

Must save the Jordans. [video]

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